As I Wander Down Under: Australian terms which may or may not scare me.

As I Wander Down Under: Australian terms which may or may not scare me.:

• Pissed Intoxicated.
• Pissed to the eyeballs Intoxicated to the point of probably vomiting shortly and walking into the path of oncoming cars, and therefore both a highly amusing condition and cause for pride. 
• Dag Wool around a sheep’s anus clumped with excreta and therefore a term of endearment. Best mate.
• Croc sandwich Tourist in northern Australia
• Drop Bears Savage bush creatures which live in every tree under which a tourist passes. 
• Nucular 1) If owned by the USA or the UK (now also the Russians), an approved Weapon of Mass Destruction; if owned by a muslim country or the French, the work of satan in the hands of evil-doers; if owned by the Indians or Chinese, an approved commerical transaction.
  2) Bushism; Incorrect pronunication of "nuclear", mainly by retards with their finger on the button.

This comes from one of my travel buddies, Rachel! Can't wait to meet her!